So, it turns out I want to be a surgeon…

In early January of this year, I discovered the most intense television series of my life and have since wondered how on earth I survived without it for this long. Serious kudos to the writers of this show because I have never felt so engaged with characters and hooked by story lines. I am THIS close to packing up my career in PR and going back to Med School so I can intern at Seattle Grace to become a WORLD CLASS SURGEON/meet my very own McDreamy/Denny Duquette...

I am not a massive TV lover, but I do love a good box set and I have to say that Grey’s beats them all…HANDS DOWN.

It has got to the point where I am now up to date with the current series and my days of Grey’s Anatomy marathons are slowly coming to an end. I thought that in celebration of this genius show, I would share a very extensive list of some of the hilarious wittering’s that I have found from other sites as well as some of my own so all you fellow Grey’s fans can comprehend quite how incredible (and obsessive) it can get!

P.S: if there is anything on this list that you don’t get, you are not a true Grey’s fan. Sorry.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A GREY’S ANATOMY FAN WHEN….

You've decided you want to be a surgeon despite your lack of science skills (a B at GCSE science just won’t cut it!)

You start McNaming all your McFriends and everything else in your McLife.



You can randomly quote Grey's anytime, anywhere (“Are you two lesbians?” “Us two?! NO! We screw boys like whores on tequila!”)

You think “George O’Malley” EVERYTIME you hear 007, instead of James Bond (possibly the most painful moment of my life..)

You know the code to open the drugs cupboard is 1221, haha!

You think it'd be a sin for Meredith and Derek not to be together 

You want to cut open Rose with a scalpel

You suggest that you and your boyfriend should get a post-it marriage

You get asked to do something at work and you automatically want to say “isn’t there an intern that can do that?!”

You get the hiccups and you think you are going to die



You cried when Meredith almost died (even though it would make no sense if she did)

You would marry Denny Duquette (ohhh yes, my favourite!)



You now know what not to do when disarming a bomb from somebody's body cavity.



You talk about Grey's ALL THE TIME to everyone, even if they have NO idea what you are talking about



You tell your friends about what happened in the latest episode even though they're not listening- and you usually end up being pissed off at them



You get emotional everytime you hear 'Chasing Cars' on the radio

You will never look at a ferry boat the same way again

You shudder when you hear the name Gary Clark

You wish you had an Anatomy Jane doll growing up

You hear Arizona and think of the Paeds surgeon not the state

You know more about aneurysms than you ever thought possible

You refer to children as "tiny humans"

You find yourself asking: "What Would Bailey Do?

You lie on the bathroom floor when you're depressed



You hear a song that was in an episode and you immediately say "OMG that's from Grey's Anatomy"



You wish you were best friends with Cristina Yang



You tell your friends you've watched someone perform open heart surgery in an elevator


You're officially naming your children Addison, Meredith, Izzie, George, Derek, Bailey, Alex, Owen, Callie... you get the idea



You wish Dr. Addison Montgomery was there to deliver your baby



You have dance parties in your living rooms to get over a crappy day at work/argument with a friend



You constantly refer to your best friend as your 'person'

You have a Grey's playlist in your iPod/mp3 (every single song!!!)



You go to every movie with Patrick Dempsey in it, just so you can get your McDreamy fix




You wish you could be admitted to SGH when you're sick

The shooting was possibly the most terrifying, intense and mind-blowming moment of your life!



You wish they were as bad-ass as Bailey

 

You hate it when McDreamy is being a McAss

You have all five of Bailey’s rules memorised

The word LVAD brings up such sad memories that you want to cry….oh Denny..

Standing on air vents helps you relax

You want a sparkly red pager

You class people as heavy drinkers if they are on par with Meredith and her tequila drinking

When Ceviche is a patient, NOT a seafood dish!

You have a headache, so you think it could possibly be a tumour

You want a pair of Arizona’s roller skate sneakers (haha!)


 

You wish you and your friends could hang out at Joes Bar

You wish someone would look at you like the way McDreamy look at Meredith

You know that the 5 second rule doesn’t just apply to food

The word “Ass” is your go to insult



You want to go to the hospital just to check out hot doctors, hopefully you'll find someone like McDreamy, McSteamy, Evil Spawn or Bambi



You think surgeons are the coolest in the medical profession (obvi..!)



You want to have ALL the characters as your roommates (well okay maybe not all...living with the chief and Bailey may not be fun...)

You question your dr.s diganosis, because that's not what mcdreamy would say.

You have lost weekends watching episode after episode….after episode (my record was 28 episodes in one weekend…#proudmoment)

You suddenly have a thing for ferry boats

EVERYTHING relates to and reminds you of Grey’s Anatomy

And finally, If someone interrupts you during Grey's they should fear for their life.

Peace,

O x